Link Wants You to Know He Is Totally Not Gay

I’m kind of loathe to have another article on top of the pure avalanche of nerd bliss that is the new G.I. Joe Resolute trailer (which is exactly why I’ve put off posting so long) but my weird, obsessive-compulsive blogging disorder forces me to do a certain amount of posts a day, unless some unknown criteria is met. So here’s a rap called “King of Nintendo,” which stars Mario, Link and a Mii, although the highlight truly is Link singing about all the girls he’s fucked in a desperate attempt to prove his heterosexuality. Thanks to Dennis for the tip.