Get a spoon, because you do not want to miss a single drop of this amazing music video detailing the biggest, most badass party ever held at the Technodrome. Admittedly, it’s got NS4W language and maybe a nipple, but man, you do not want to have to wait to see this. It’s so damn educational; for instance, did you know Decepticons can’t rap for shit? I sure didn’t! And did you know that R2-D2 and V.I.C.I. from Small Wonder… you know, never mind. I don’t want to ruin the surprise.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.