Wonder Woman Doesn’t Look So Wonderful

All hail I Heart Chaos, who found — and I can’t believe I’d never heard of this before — but a pilot for Wonder Woman made in the ’60s… by the same folks who made the ’60s Batman TV series. But stating that fact isn’t going to prepare you for the insane, three-minute nagging of Diana Prince by her horrible, shrewish mother (who is not Hippolyta, it’s safe to say), Wonder Woman getting transfixed by her own beauty in the mirror for the longest minute of your life, or the most mind-blowingly awful flying sound effect ever created by a human being at the 4:35 mark. Suffice to say, I think this is clear proof no one has had any idea how to make Wonder Woman work, ever.