Having the place where you shit covering in Star Wars art and toys? Two words: Pussy Magnet. Two other words: moisture damage (you lunatics! Do you know what all that steam in the air is going to do to those toys?!). And while, we’re on the subject, let’s not malign the young lady who shot the video’s honor, shall we? I didn’t get much sleep last night and I’m in no mood. This might be hypocritical for a guy who just used the phrase “pussy magnet,” but… yeah, it is. Don’t care. Be good. (Via Great White Snark)
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.