Actually, I don’t know what to call this nonsense; “terror paper” was best that I could come up with on short notice. Suffice to say:
? This is Japanese toilet paper.
? The toilet paper has a short, 9-chapter novella printed on it.
? The novella is actually a horror story by the guy who created The Ring.
? The story is effectively three feet long, which I imagine is one chapter per square.
? It’s about $2 per roll.
Obviously, the easy joke here is that the story will scare you shitless, which my pals over at AnimeVice already made. But I think it would be far more terrifying to sit down on the toilet and begin reading, only to discover that someone shit all over the final chapter! The horror!