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Beverages of WarCraft

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Remember that Halo-themed “Game Fuel” edition that Mountain Dew put out last summer? Well, the same marketing geniuses are back and aren’t trying very hard, because this summer they’ve released two World of Warcraft Game Fuel flavors. You know how X-treeem they are? So XXXXX-treeeeeeme that PepsiCo can’t possibly spell “mountain” correctly on the bottle, and was forced to abbreviate it as “mtn.” Sigh.

Orange is…
? The Horde
? “Citrus cherry”
? Tastes like world

Blue is…
? Alliance
? “Fruit punch”
? Tastes like warcraft

I can’t help but suspect these are just the Livewire and Revolution flavors, just with extra vivd dye which we’ll learn will be the reason for our prostate cancer in 2041. Anyone tried these things and can verify or deny? (Via Geekologie)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.