Mtn Dew WoW Cmmrcl

Stupid World of Warcraft-playing girls. I was all set to make a joke about how girls never play World of Warcraft and thus would never buy the Horde and Alliance flavors of Mountain Dew Game Fuel, let alone turn into an elf and orc and start fighting each other in a supermarket over said beverages… but then I remembered that many attractive women do play WoW and probably do transform into elves and monsters and fight in supermarkets and would be pissed if I said they didn’t exist. Goddammit. You’re ruining it for me!