Cobra Commander Hates People Who Talk on Their Cellphones While Driving


The G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra toys have hit stores, and since they’re a mix of new figures, old figures and the good 25th anniversary figures — sometimes all in the same figure, actually — word is that some of them are actually quite awesome. I don’t think that forgives the horrible hunk of plastic that is the Cobra Commander in H.I.S.S. Tank Rapid Roller you see above, but that only because like Jason S., the gent who sent me the tip, I’m genuinely afraid this will show up in the movie at some point.

I tell you, if you actually want all the movie figures, Big Bad Toy Store has a “pay $375, get all 37 different action figures” deal. Admittedly, it’s $10 per figure, but getting them all in one haul is pretty damn convenient. But then you have to own that horrible Cover Girl figure, which makes even Crunchberry Commander look good. So use your own judgment.