G.I. Joe Movie Toys Are Just Taunting Us Now


If all the vehicles and figures Hasbro made for the Rise of Cobra movie toyline actually showed up in the movie itself, I think we’d actually have a pretty decent movie on our hands. I mean, while Duke and that idiot from the Dungeons & Dragons movie looks like bad Robocop bootleg toys, there’s still be this — the S.N.A.K.E. armor, now in black and called Serpent Armor, which  would make up for a lot of nonsense if it actually was sent to attack the Joe HQ on screen (at least for me). But since it’s an exclusive toy — along with a few others — I imagine that the only place it will be is on Target toy shelves and my dreams. (Via 16bit and Terror Drome)