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Holy @#$%, Now the G.I. Joe Movie Doesn’t Look Awful



Something weird’s been happening with the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra movie. Although there’s hardly been any news about the film that hasn’t been shitty in some way, when I ran the last trailer, I was disturbed to notice that some of you thought the commercial made it look kind of… well… good. I tried to convince myself that it was just post-Transformers 2 traumatic stress that had colored your opinions, but now the Terror Drome has a new TV spot for the movie… and holy fuck, it kind of looks good to me too.

Now, I’m sure this isn’t the case. I mean, we’re still going to have Crunchberry Commander and accelerator suits and Wayans pratfalls in the final film. But if I didn’t know any of that shit, this commercial would make me genuinely excited for the film. Between this and the Wonder Twins packaging, please make sure that your cats and dogs aren’t living together — we may be near the end times here.