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Not the Phantom Menace’s #1 Fan



This has been making the rounds since I left for San Diego, so I apologize if you’ve already seen it. But for those that haven’t — it’s a kind of horrifying look at the now 20-year-old Jake Lloyd, once the toast of the town as the young Anakin Skywalker from The Phantom Menace. He’s only kind of bitter, which I think means he’s actually handling his life very well, all things considered, but man — he just keeps rocking slowly back and forth, like a bomb victim, still reeling from shell-shock. Which is actually pretty accurate, when you think about it. You go, Jake, and don’t let the bastards get you down. Thanks to everyone who sent this in.