R2D2 Assists Number Twos

R2D2 has done many things in his storied career. Carried Death Star plans. Slaughtered battle droids. Shot lightsabers out of his head. Served booze. But now, thanks to Japan, he can help keep your anus clean as this toilet paper cozy, which… I don’t know. I’m just too dead inside today to feel much of anything. I wish it were because I want to already be on holiday, or because I’m still sleepy, but no. I know what’s coming up. The Pok?mon story. And my body is trying to desensitize itself so I don’t spend the entire weekend crying and cutting myself.

…oh. Order the R2D2 Toilet Paper holder here. (Via Galactic Hunter)