Can’t Buy Me Love, But You Can Buy Me Beatles Rock Band…
…and then watch me do unspeakable things to it. I don’t know what it is, but every time I see a new Beatles Rock Band video, my lust for the game gets ever more intense. I want to spoon the game. I want to cuddle the game so fucking hard. I want to touch the game in unfamiliar places, and have Beatles Rock Band touch me. I want to slather myself —
–you know, I better quit before I say anything weird. Suffice it to say, I’m looking forward to September 9th.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.