Can’t Buy Me Love, But You Can Buy Me Beatles Rock Band…

…and then watch me do unspeakable things to it. I don’t know what it is, but every time I see a new Beatles Rock Band video, my lust for the game gets ever more intense. I want to spoon the game. I want to cuddle the game so fucking hard. I want to touch the game in unfamiliar places, and have Beatles Rock Band touch me. I want to slather myself —

–you know, I better quit before I say anything weird. Suffice it to say, I’m looking forward to September 9th.