?? TMNT Film Collection
All four movies on Blu-ray, which does include the recent and pretty solid CG TMNT film. The special edition also has a bunch of pack-ins like movie cards and a Turtle sketch, but also something called a “radical beanie hat.” I’m pretty sure this is an oxymoron.
? Super Friends: The Lost Episodes
There are so many different Super Friends cartoons it’s hard for me to keep track, but I do know that this set has 24 episodes from 1983 on it. Why these are considered lost is a mystery to me. Check out the Amazon comments for more details.
? Alien Trespass
The faux ’50s-style alien invasion film starring Eric McCormack that took over TR for an interminable week or so last year. Ah, the memories.
This is actually some horrible kids movie where some scared boy meets an even more scared monster in a horrifying furry suit named Gooby; Gooby helps the boy — named Willy — conquer his fears or some shit. But check out this last line from the official product description: “In the end, Gooby fulfills Willy’s wish by bringing Willy and his dad
(David James Elliott, JAG) together in a heart-warming and exciting
? Dark Rising
There’s a girl with an axe on the cover, and it’s a slow week. I assume it’s soft-core fantasy porn, but I can’t be sure.
? Lone Wolf & Cub TV Collection 1
I don’t know how many episodes this set contains (maybe 26?), but I do know this is an awesomely violent ’70s Japanese samurai show, and this set has six DVDs of it for only $36. Just sayin’.
? Batman Movie Double Feature
This DVD contains The Batman Vs. Dracula, which I wish was awesome but is very much not, and the Batman animated series Batman/Superman movie, of which the first half is pretty much the best Batman/Superman meet-up ever made. Mostly because of the scene where Superman and Batman first meet and Superman introduces himself and Batman immediately throws Superman into a wall.
? Scooby-Doo Movie Double Feature
Two “movies” in which Scooby meets the Harlem Globetrotters and Batman and Robin, respectively.