Everything You Probably Don’t Want to Know About Batman: Arkham Asylum (SPOILER!)
Uh… okay, first off, I need to put a PREPOSTEROUSLY LARGE SPOILER WARNING ON THIS VIDEO, WHICH GOES THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM IN ABOUT 90 SECONDS. Seriously. It’s got the beginning, bits from the middle, and the game’s rather surprising end, so DO NOT WATCH IT IF YOU DON’T WANT WANT TO KNOW HOW THE GAME ENDS OR WHO THE FINAL BOSS IS. I won’t spoil it other than to say it’s wacky, but makes sense for a Batman videogame, and thus I feel no need to throw a hissyfit. If you’re not planning on getting the game, or won’t be getting it for a while, or just don’t give a shit, let me know in the comments what you think. THE REST OF YOU, STAY AWAY, FOR FUCK’S SAKE. THERE ARE SPOILERS. I SAID THAT ALREADY. (Via GamesRadar)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.