As long as you don’t mind the dancers in questions being about 6-inches tall. Oh, and you need a printer and a webcam. And you need to be 18. And you need to be okay with the horrible, personal, utter shame of going through this elaborate ordeal to see a tiny, virtual dancer who I’m not even 100% takes her clothes off on your computer screen.
This whole shtick is part of the marketing for Gamer, that ridiculous-but-possibly-in-a-good-way movie starring Gerard Butler as a dude stuck in a real-life first person shooter. The guy who created that game (played by Michael C. Hall of Dexter fame) supposedly also made these tiny, pseudo-strippers, which you can “download” at www.societyargirls.com. As the video says, you print out the paper, put it on something hard (hee hee!), point your webcam at it, and the dancer shows up on the paper on the screen. It’s all in horribly bad taste, but I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be. Score one for Gamer.
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.