Stand-Up Comedy Night at Jabba’s Palace
Hey, if Jabba’s will to hire a band to play his palace, then you know he had to have hired a comedian or two to liven up those horrible Tatooine nights. Surely not all of them would have been funny, and ended up much like this poor dope. So think of this less as a comedy routine and more as just another chapter of the Expanded Universe.
Also, Salacious Crumb? Totally a Dane Cook fan. No wonder he laughs at anything. (Via Geekologie)
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