King Crabs Attack France
Oh, lord. I wish King Crab Attack was a real movie, but in actuality it’s a trailer for a mere seven-minute long short film by director Gr?goire Sivan. I don’t even know what to say about it, since everything you need to know is in the film’s title. I don’t know when it’s coming out, but the minute one of you cats finds the full-length flick online, please, please send it to me, for the good of Topless Roboteers everywhere. (Via Twitch)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.