Drunken Ewok Rampage


Oh my god. Several of you tipped me off the the genially terrifying Today Show cast were dressed as Star Wars characters today in honor of Halloween, but I tried to ignore it, since now one really ever wants to see Al Roker dressed as Han Solo. But none of you told me Today Show bits included drunken, rampaging Ewoks. Watch the above video and you will see:

? Ewoks throwing things at the Today Show hosts during their shitty Halloween decoratiosn segment
? Ewoks drinking martinis
? An Ewok moonwalking
? Ewoks fighting each other
? An Ewok very possibly grabbing Meredith Viera’s ass

And best of all, Warming Glow‘s sources at NBC confirm the Ewoks were indeed midgets, and they were genuinely drunk. I believe we’ve just seen the greatest moment of television that ever was or will be. I’m honored for it to have happened in my lifetime.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.