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I Thought They Tasted Delicious on the Outside!


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Yes, this is the greatest nerd cake of all time. I was going to let Great White Snark have all the glory, since it was sent to him, but enough of you knuckleknobs emailed me as a tip that I had no choice but to post it. Besides, screw that guy. What has he done for me lately?

For years I’ve made offerings-i.e., small children sent to the
heavens via weather balloon-to the Interweb Gods in hopes of a
pixel-based delivery of a Star Wars

cake in the form of an eviscerated tauntaun. Years.

Finally, by way of reader Tamara N., I received this tauntaun groom’s cake created by Cake Nouveau for the wedding of Star Wars fans Chris and Julie.

Well done, Chris, Julie, and Cake Nouveau. Unfortunately, I have to chastise the absent cake Han for not adequately shoving cake Luke inside the cake tauntaun’s guts. Sure, Luke’s lower half will be nice and toasty (and slimy, very, very slimy) but what good will that do him when his face freezes off? Looks like smuggling isn’t the only thing Han does half-assed.