TR Exclusive! Other People Who Will NOT Be Directing the Avengers Movie

Now that the incredible news broke that Iron Man director Jon Favreau will not be directing the Avengers movie, I did a little further research, and boy do I have a TR exclusive for you! I’ve discovered some other people who will not be directing the Avengers movie: George Lucas, Wes Anderson, Roman Polanski, Steven Spielberg, Pope Benedict, Miley Cyrus, me, Hitler, Dracula, Spongebob Squarepants, King Henry VII and Mr. Peanut will also not — I REPEAT, ALSO — be directing the Avengers movie. All media outlets, please make sure to credit Topless Robot appropriately when you report on this amazing news. Goddammit. (Via MTV)