A Present from Me to You
Oh, I’m sorry. you all knew about the OJ/Terminator thing? Think I’m vastly uninformed about nerd matters? I apologize. Here, let me make it up to you with a sexy nerd nip slip!
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?THAT’S HELLO KITTY NIPPLE. IT’S SHAPED LIKE A HEART. HER DOLS COME WITH NIPPLES NOW AND YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT.
I may not know everything in the nerd realm, but I know how to punish. Never forget that. (Via World of Ward Crap)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.