6 Seconds of the New Tron Movie Videogame

Maybe six seconds. Probably more like five. But I can’t lie to you — it was still enough to make me wet my pants. I won’t tell you what bodily fluid, but I will say that Spike has gotten me to tune into their horrible videogame awards show. Well played, you fuckers. Well played. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get five more pairs of pants and watch this video four more times.