More Proof There Is No God: Archie’s Riverdale Run

I was going to make some hilarious comments about how this game –coming out for current consoles, mind you — included such breathtaking gameplay as “sensible driving action!” but this video has fucking beaten me. It makes me sad and scared and ashamed, and I just want it to go away, but it won’t and it just makes me want to cry because I’ve never seen anything so awful and the music OH GOD THE MUSIC STOP IT STOP IT AAAUUUGGGHHH (Via Comics Alliance)