More Proof There Is No God: Archie’s Riverdale Run
I was going to make some hilarious comments about how this game –coming out for current consoles, mind you — included such breathtaking gameplay as “sensible driving action!” but this video has fucking beaten me. It makes me sad and scared and ashamed, and I just want it to go away, but it won’t and it just makes me want to cry because I’ve never seen anything so awful and the music OH GOD THE MUSIC STOP IT STOP IT AAAUUUGGGHHH (Via Comics Alliance)
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.