Pain Don’t Hurt, But the Lack of a Road House Game Does
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?Kotaku reports that a company called eTreppid Technologies was working on a Road House NES game based on some recent Playboy article. My buddy Chris at World of WardCrap has this mock-up of the game. I don’t think I need to tell you the non-existence of a Road House game, NES or otherwise, breaks my heart. Anyone who doesn’t want such a game is, in the immortal words of our bouncer, philosopher and savior, too stupid to have a good time.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.