WiiWaa is apparently a Wii game where kids control the game character with an actual stuffed toy. The way they do this is by slowly inserting the Wii-mote into the WiiWaa critter’s mouth, which looks for all the world like the stuffed animal is deep-throating it. Seriously, watch the video and just try not to be aroused disturbed as the child ever-so-slowly pushes the Wii-mote down the plush toy’s mouth. And then try not to think of a version of this commercial where a grown man mouth-fucks this plush toy to exactly the same music. Thanks to MattK for the tip. (Via Engadget)
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