Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Space Beer

Beer, made from wheat, that was grown in space — it’s times like this that I remember Japan’s insanity can be used for good as well as evil. Unlike Imperial Stout Trooper, for a sip of which I would sell my dearest loved ones into the white slave trade (White slavers! Email me!), I’m not to worried about having a space beer. Sure, I’d like to have one, but I’m not going to go crazy if I don’t. Why? Well, possibly because it’s such a limited edition brew anyways, and because I have no plans to go to Japan any time soon. And because I can’t help but think it probably tastes like hell. It’s wheat grown in space, man. I don’t what it tastes like, but if it tastes like regular wheat we should all consider ourselves lucky.