Cobra Commander Wants to Command Your Heart

Valentine’s Day might not be here yet, but that doesn’t mean that Cobra Commander isn’t in the mood for love. He’s back on Chat Roulette with an open heart and a box of chocolates, just looking for the kind of companionship that Destro and the Baroness have. He also has a ouija board with which he tries to contact Patrick Swayze, but that’s kind of beside the point. Thanks to my pal Skeletor for the tip, and for more Cobra Commander shenanigans, make sure to check out Cobra Takeover.