Give Him the Dagger, Dickweed

This is the commercial for the Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time movie that aired during the Super Bowl last night. Since I’m still recovering from a great game and a great party, please just recall my previous comments — looks surprisingly accurate to the videogame, Jake Gyllenhaal is so not Persian — and pretend I also said something brilliant and funny. Now I’m going to get some coffee.