Ladies and gentlemen, I post here not to mock Avatar — nor does the brilliant perverted misanthrope behind that 70-minute Phantom Menace review, either. His two-part review of Avatar isn’t actually crapping on the movie, but breaking down James Cameron’s utterly calculated approach to making every single aspect of the film appeal to audience’s basest emotions in the simplest way possible. It’s not especially creative or artful, but as the dude points out, it’s totally effective, which can be seen in Avatar‘s ridiculous box office. It’s a great watch, whether you enjoyed Avatar or not. Really! Part two’s after the jump; thanks for everyone who sent this in.