TR Contest: Wishful Headlines


?If you thought I was going to do a Valentine’s Day-themed contest… well, me too. But I couldn’t think of one that wouldn’t likely turn awful and depraved thanks to you horrible little monkeys and your filthy little minds, so I just decided to use a suggestion from TR reader Adam W — what headline would you most like to see on Topless Robot? As in, what news would you wish would actually happen that I could report?

He suggested “Bruce Campbell Signs for Evil Dead 4,” which is a pretty good one. I would personally prefer “Michael Bay Crushed to Death by Robot’s Wrecking Ball/Testicle on Set of Transformers 2,” but I guess I’m a little late on that one.

One entry per person, contest ends on 12:01am on Monday, February 15th, and I think I’ll be sticking with two winners per week for a while — not that I haven’t been awarding multiple shirts per contest for a few months now, but I might as well make it official. Enjoy this weekend, and when you’re getting romantic with your significant other, please try not to think of the acid-spewing, spider-legged, ass-raping penis-monsters, because those aren’t romantic at all.