Fun Fact: Klingons Are Uncircumsized
Warning: The video above is technically safe for work, but is one of the most awful things I have ever seen. I know most videos I’ve posted from Everything Is Terrible have been awful, but mostly in an entertaining/funny way — this video comes straight from the gaping maw of Satan himself. Which is ironic, since this video is a Christian Star Trek parody where the Klingons try to make the crew of the Enterprise lose their faith in Jesus. And when I say Christian, I don’t mean your regular run-of-the-mill religious guys and gals on the street. These Christians:
? Portray the Klingons as Jesus-haters
? Fiercely overact
? Repeatedly refer to the Klingons as uncircumcised, obviously as a pejorative
? Have named the Captain “Retard,” and think that’s witty
? End this atrocity with… oh, I can’t even type it it’s so awful
I’m not the most religious person, but I can’t help but feel these people are less “Christian” and more “dangerous lunatics.” If they actually made this video on behalf of Jesus, they owe him an apology, because it makes me want to sign up with Team Satan immediately. Thanks to Yahaboobay and Mike S. for the tip.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.