“Fresh from the Cemetery I’m a Terrifying Sight / With Little Bits of Bloody Flesh Stuck to My Mic”

This is a song by MC Lars and YTCracker called “Do the Bruce Campbell.” It’s a little old, but 1) it’s a song called “Do the Bruce Campbell” and 2) it only has 2700 views which is a fucking tragedy because 3) it’s a song about how you should be like Bruce Campbell which is 4) called, and I can’t stress this enough, “Do the Bruce Campbell.” Listen to it. Love it. And most of all, learn from it. Thanks to the lovely BonnieGrrl for the tip.