…and has made a movie called, I shit you not, Big Tits Zombie. I repeat: Big Tits Zombie. The motion picture. Really, it’s less about a large-breasted zombie and more about top-heavy girls who fight and run from zombies, but you have to admit this title is superior. I believe the trailer is safe for work in that it contains no nudity (I think) and only horrible graphic violence, but by virtue of the fact that it’s a movie called Big Tits Zombie, I think even explaining what you’re watching is not safe for work.
The trailer is terrible, and I don’t think it matters. The only thing that matters is that there is now a film called Big Tits Zombie. Whether that movie is good or not is totally irrelevant. Which is probably good because it looks like Zombies Vs. Strippers but without the artistic merit. (Via Twitch)
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.