Miscellaneous, Nerdery

Ever Wonder What a Gelatinous Cube Sounds Like?


Let Brad Knight, the self-titled “D&D Monster Man,” show you. Knight, for some baffling reason, has made it his skill to be able to make the sounds of every single monster in the D&D monster manual — and he’s really fucking good at it. I swear to god, he could just rent himself out for game sessions and never work another day in his life. I’d hire him. Thanks to tredlow for the tip.

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.