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Geek Apparel of the Week: Star Wars Double Feature


Sorry, when two Star Wars shirts of such magnificence come out in the same week, I have no choice but to feature both of them. It’s nerd law.

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?? The Three Ewok That’s-No-Moon shirt (actually, it’s called Moon Over My Ewok, but I like my title better). It’s $22 over at the Star Wars Shop.

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?? The Bow TIE Tuxedo shirt. I’m not going to lie, this is possibly the nerdiest shirt I have ever seen, let alone featured on TR. It’s so nerdy it becomes cool, then shoots right past cool to become nerdy again, then past cool one more time, and then right off nerdy’s edge into the abyss. It’s also $22 at Star Wars Shop.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.