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In the Name of Her Breasts, She Will Punish You

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Remember The Ancient Dogoo Girl? That Japanese TV show about a magical girl whose breasts fire beams that defeat bad guys which airs in the slot that perennial kids’ favorite Ultraman used to run in? Well, it still exists and is still about a girl with large magic boobs, although they can do more than vanquish evil. Just so you know. Meanwhile, in America, Heroes still isn’t officially canceled yet. How on earth is this even slightly fair? (Via Gamma Squad)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.