Geek Apparel of the Week: Robot Rollcall and One Pieces
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?? I’ve owned maybe five Mystery Science Theater 3000 themed t-shirts in my life, and the only reason I don’t own more is because I can’t find more. Long story short, you’re looking at #6. It even features Cambot! It’s $21.50 over at Red Bubble. Thnaks to Grace for the tip.
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?? We all know I love One Piece, but even I don’t have the — whatever quality it is that lets a man wear pants that read “I’M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES” on the ass. Since these things are only available in Japan (although ANN says they go up in the surprisingly large for thin-hipped Japanese men size of 36 inches), here’s some One Piece apparel you can actually purchase:
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?One Piece panties, available for $10 over at J-List. There are three styles. I’m not gonna lie to you, these are the sexiest fucking things I’ve ever seen.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.