Miscellaneous, Movies

Penalty Kick of the Sith


Topless Roboteer RobsAlva discovered that his local cable company is promoting its World Cup coverage netbooks or something with Star Wars. You don’t need to speak Spanish to know that Darth has probably earned himself a red card. On the other hand, he and his Stormtroopers aren’t blowing any vuvuzelas, so they’re at least somewhat less evil than most people attending the World Cup.

About Author

Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.