Turkish E.T. Is Pretty Much as Horrifying as Regular E.T.

Dear Fellow Haters of E.T. — would you like to not sleep for a week? Then please watch the above video, a clip of some awful Turkish E.T. rip-off sent to me by TR reader chudleycannonfodder. It manages to be exactly as awful as the actual E.T. movie; or maybe a little moreso, since I think the horrible little extra-terrestrial is muttering some kind of with Satanic chant the entire time. I don’t care how stupid you think the alien looks here; if I saw that thing in my house, I would literally shit myself to death in pure terror. And I would welcome a feces-related death as a blessed relief from having to deal with that… thing.