Not All SMB Crossover Characters Are Created Equal

You’ve probably already spent several hours of your life playing Super Mario Bros. Crossover, the game that lets you play the original Super Mario Bros. with Link, Samus, Simon Belmont, and more. (If you haven’t wasted several hours of your life playing it, why the hell not? It’s awesome.) Anyways, the guys behind it released the above video showing some of the characters who didn’t make the cut. I hate it when I agree with Great White Snark, but I also think playing as Lizzie would be awesome — especially if you could avoid the fourth stages by destroying the castles at the end of the third stages.