Movies, Nerdery

Now Here’s a Predator Sequel Worth Seeing


Forget Adrien Brody — hell, forget everyone with a Y chromosome. Here’s a fan-made, all-female cast portraying a dirt-poor, sweded version of Predator (hate the hipster term, not the act of remaking movies for less than $20). The Carl Weathers “make-up” is probably regrettable, but the Predator’s thermal vision and his cloaking effect are spectacularly awesome, and well worth the viewing time.

PS — Only my incredible class and sense of propriety prevented me from titling this article “I Ain’t Got Time to Bleed… Except for 3-4 Days Every Month.” (Via Blastr)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.