The Paper of Zelda: A Jerk to the Past

There’s absolutely no finer way to wake up this morning than with a cup of coffee and these construction-animated adventures of Link, courtesy of Eric Powerup. Other than possibly beating a chicken savagely with a sword, but then we all know the chickens will have their vengeance — and watching this is consequence free. Stay through the end for a special Metroid bonus, featuring Samus having the smartest fucking idea of her entire life. (Via Joystick Division)