Zooey Deschanel Is (Not) the Portal Girl


I wish to god this was real news, but as far as I can tell it’s not. I have no idea why noted adorable actress Zooey Deschanel decided to dress like Chell, the star of Portal, complete with Portal gun, but now I’m bitter that it’s not a promo pic for a full-length Portal movie. Very, Very bitter.

Update: I’m an idiot. It’s not her. I have coffee now, so maybe I won’t be a complete imbecile for the rest of the day. Maybe. (Via Unreality)