This video has gotten around pretty much everywhere already, so I’m sure most of you have seen it. But if there’s a clip of some Japanese ninja movie which features a woman using a “ninja technique” to shoot “hell bubbles” out of her vagina — well, I have to run it on Topless Robot. That’s just the law. Hopefully these myriad punchlines will make it worthwhile for everyone who’s already experienced it.
? I guess you’d call that lady’s hoohah “squeaky-clean” ? So that’s where the Scrubbing Bubbles come from! ? Japan’s new hand sanitizing foam-dispenser was an instant sell-out ? “Come on, Toshiro! Wash your hands for dinner!” ? I’ve never seen such a well-illustrated metaphor for the collapse of Japan’s bubble economy ? “She almost made a…” (puts on sunglasses) “…clean getaway.”
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.