My Feelings for Tron: Legacy Grow Ever More X-Rated
The Disney Channel unveiled a new trailer/preview/something from Tron: Legacy this weekend. Manage to sit through the so-banal-it-must-be-the-Disney-Channel introduction from Garrett Hedlund and Olivia Wilde and a bit of old footage, then you can see a bit of new footage of…
? Disc fights
? Lightcycle battles
? Olivia Wilde
I’m actually starting to get worried about my increasingly carnal feelings for this movie. Sure, I expect to get arrested for dry-humping the cinema screen whenever it finally comes out. But what happens after the movie is gone? What do I have to look forward to? Will I ever be able to get a nerd-boner again? Thanks to everyone who sent this in.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.