Resident Evil Movie Actors + Original Resident Evil Game Dialogue = True Horror

MTV had a cute idea — take some of the most awful dialogue from the original Playstation Resident Evil game, and have some of the actors of the new Resident Evil: Apocalypse movie speak them. What I don’t think they realized is that the actors in the Resident Evil movies aare fucking terrible, and to have them speak those horrible lines is the audible equivalent of opening the Lost Ark of the Covenant. Sure, Milla Jovovich is all right, but after Ali Larter delivered the “this hall is dangerous” spiel I suddenly noticed I was in the middle of self-lobotomy. I’m not going to lie; I almost considered going through with it anyways, just so I would never have to hear anything so wretched ever again. (Via Kotaku)