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Supergirls Gone Wild: Kryptonian Spring Break


Well, you watch this new clip from Batman/Superman: Apocalypse and you tell me. Kara Zor-el shows up on Earth and immediately she’s:

? Obstructing traffic
? Destroying public property
? Resisting arrest
? Creating a public disturbance

And, the way she’s flying, she’s clearly drunk — while she’s only 18, well below the legal age! But most heinously, I am 99% sure she’s naked under that trenchcoat, meaning we can add public indecency to her list of crimes. For shame, Supergirl. For shame.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.