Fan Fiction Friday: Luffy, Robin and Chopper in “Blooming Fun”

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Some people ask me why I don’t run more fan fic of my personal favorite series. The answer should be obvious: searching through mountains of erotic fan fics hurts my soul enough each week; if I had to run an MST3K FFF at the end of the week too, I’d probably just kill myself. But someone dared me to run an FFF featuring my beloved One Piece, and I thought I could handle it. Maybe it’s because there are official One Piece mouse pads with boobs. Maybe it’s because I’m used to hentai; you can’t Google any anime series without tons of it popping up. The point is, I thought I could handle it.

“Come in! Come in!” gushed Chopper. “What can I do for you?” he smiled
to the captain as he slowly made his way into the room. Although Chopper
had caught wind of the situation it was his duty to ask the patient
what the problem was.

“If you’ll excuse me.” Robin set one of the medical textbooks back onto the shelf and rose to leave the room.
“Wait!” there was an exclamation from the Captain as she reached the
door. Luffy shuffled from one foot to another. “Um…You have one of these
too, right?” he pointed to his pants and Robin only chuckled. She
daren’t tell the Captain or the Doctor of her trick.

“I don’t think so. There is a difference between boys and girls.” She waited until Luffy titled his head and crossed his arms.
“Really? All the Amazons had them and Handock too.” He groaned.

“Well…well how long have you been like this?” Chopper asked, the small
Doctor had transformed into his larger heavier form and now loomed over
both the woman and the captain.
“Since this morning!” Luffy exclaimed. Chopper nodded and begun to write
something in his notebook before looking at Robin whom kept a steady
smirk on her face.

“So you are trying to tell me that when you woke up this morning you had
both a penis and a vagina?” Chopper asked and Luffy nodded.

I was wrong.

In case you’re not a One Piece fan, let me set the stage for you. Monkey D. Luffy is the captain of the Straw Hat pirates. He’s rubber, meaning he can stretch any part of his body — kinda like Mr. Fantastic or Plastic Man, but he can’ t really change shape and hold it, and he always snaps back — but thank god that doesn’t factor into this story.

Tony Tony Chopper is the ship’s doctor, and a reindeer. Much like Luffy
ate the magic Gum-Gum Fruit which gave him rubber powers, Chopper was
ate the Human-Human fruit, meaning he can talk and transform into a
Bigfoot-like humanoid, although he generally stays in the adorable form
from the intro pic. His more humanoid form looks like this:

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Nico Robin is an archaeologist. She ate the Hana-Hana Fruit, which means “bloom” in Japanese. For whatever reason, this means she can sprout any of her limbs or body parts on any surface, e.g. making an arm appear on an enemy to bind him. She almost only uses the powr on her arms, because everything else is really kind of creepy.

However, most One Piece fans have probably caught that using her power she has put a copy of her vagina on Luffy’s taint.

“I thought it was a Mystery Hole. I poked it some and didn’t really feel
anything so I poked it more and more and then some weird fluids started
to come from it so I thought it was like my mouth when I’m hungry.” He
licked his lips and Robin recalled the moment in question.

If you’re wondering, yes, I am already praying for death.

Luffy hadn’t exactly been the most gentle thing in the world and Robin had felt every prod, every pinch and every rough grab.

Can you really “grab” a vagina itself?

“Well, Luffy.” Chopper said abruptly and stood to indicate the soft bed
behind the Captain. “If you’d be so kind as to strip completely and sit
yourself on the table for me then I can begin.” It wasn’t undressing or
disrobing – it was ‘stripping’

Even the 3rd person omniscient narrator of the story realizes this shit is creepy.

Nor did Chopper ask – that tone, he was issuing instructions for Luffy
and was expecting them to be followed. Luffy looked at Robin whom kept
her eyes on him and slowly, with a tightening in his gut. Luffy removed
each of his garments.

Robin stared at the captain while Chopper shivered from behind her legs,
instantly forgetting he was a Doctor at the sight of the naked body in
front of him.
“Bigger than I’d have thought.” She eventually muttered as Chopper uncomfortably shuffled his weight.
“Small.” He muttered quietly, regaining his posture and back into his Heavy Point. Luffy clenched his fists.

That just means Chopper transformed into his Bigfoot-like mode. I wouldn’t have bothered to point it out, except it becomes important when the fucking starts.

“But I’ve got girls bits!” Luffy wailed.
“I’ve never seen anything like this before.” Chopper stated. “Robin?”
Robin shrugged.
“I’ve read one or two novels about people like this. Never seen it
happen in real life however.” Robin shrugged, determined to keep her
trick going until the very end. Chopper just wrote down in his notebook
and continued with the diagnosis.

Robin: Reader of erotic fan fiction. And player of exceedingly disturbing and shockingly poorly thought-out tricks.

“Could….could you lie back please?” he asked and Luffy did so.
“I dun wanna have both. It’s weird.” Luffy complained.

YES. IT IS.

“Best of both worlds. Can’t say I would mind.” Robin wet her lips and continued to watch Luffy.

YOU SHOULD.

“I’m cold!” Luffy suddenly exclaimed, wrapping his arms around himself.
“You’ll warm up soon.” Chopper was busy stretching a rubber surgical
glove over his large hands. For a brief moment Robin expected the glove
to simply snap before it covered his hand but miraculously it fit.

Luffy sucked in his breath as he felt Chopper run his fingers around the
outer lips of the new addition. There was a small squeak from Robin
behind them, jamming her thighs together instantly upon the touch.
“Nurse? Could you kindly pass me a thermometer?” Chopper asked. There was no response. “Robin?”

Robin gave the young mandeer a glare before handing him a thermometer.
“Thank you Robin.” He smiled at the woman, continuing to trace her lips.
“I always wanted a nurse.” Chopper told Luffy who gave him one of his
trademark grins. It was quickly taken away as the thermometer was placed
into his mouth and as the Doctor waited for it to register he gently
began to caress the young captain’s ball sack, his thumb rubbing against
the base of the penis.

You know you’ve reached those nerd-only levels of fandom when you have thoughts like “That reindeer is actually a excellent doctor, and him sexually stimulating a patient is incredibly inappropriate and out of character.”

Robin chuckled as she watched the scene unfold in front of her. Not
quite believing that her own prank was deviating into a situation like
this.
“Whole thing has coldness to it.” Chopper stated, removing the thermometer.

I swear, when I read this, I actually heard Cheech Marin from From Dusk ‘Til Dawn scream “Cold pussy!”

“What do you mean cold? Are you cold too?” Luffy asked.
“Nevermind. Please stop squirming.” Chopper asked, his huge fingers
going back to the pussy that was planted just under the boy’s cock and
balls. There was no reaction from Luffy as Chopper continued to prod and
stroke the lips.

Dying. I am dying.

Robin gasped slightly, her face flushed and trying to keep the attention
from drawing to her. Her state wasn’t helped in the least when the
doctor moved his touch to her swelling clitoris. A strange hum was all
she heard but she clearly felt his fingers pull back the hood of her
clitoris and begin to examine the most sensitive part of her body.

And holy shit do I wish the dying would hurry up so I could be dead.

“Are you feeling anything?” Chopper asked. Luffy shook his head.
“Hungry.” He complained.

This is perfectly in character for Luffy, and it actually makes me upset as any of the sex stuff. Like, I would prefer this story to be completely erroneous — every part the writer gets right someone makes the rest worse.

“Should be over soon. Very wet down here.” He commented to no one in particular.

“Hungry.” Luffy repeated himself. Suddenly Chopper’s touch left them.
“Hold still please.” He instructed the captain and Robin too braced
herself. Not once did Luffy feel the cold lube being spread around in
liberal amounts on the inside of the labia and vaginal opening.

And then suddenly, without hesitation, Robin felt the pressure of the
speculum against her pussy. A sharp ache went through her as the Doctor
penetrated her with a single, steady thrust forward. Robin let out a low
scream as she hunched over to the ground. She knew to keep the joke
going for as long as possible. Things were getting interesting before
with the two boys and a little pain in order to get that is fine.

If Robin’s plan was to get a free gynecological exam, then I suppose her plan is succeeding marvelously.

Now the speculum was opened wide… that familiar but distasteful
stretching. Robin whimpered as she felt her juices flowing down her and
yet Luffy seemed to be oblivious to everything. All Chopper could say
was ‘hmmm’ as his fingers adjusted the instrument and then began to
inspect her now spread labia.

“Yes. Very wet in here. Is this normal?” he turned to Robin who was
struggling to regain her composure. Chopper’s eyes widened at the scene.

HE’S A 17-YEAR-OLD BOY WHO JUST SPROUTED A VAGINA THIS MORNING, SO I’M GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB AND SAY NO, NOTHING INVOLVING HIS NEW VAGINA IS PARTICULARLY NORMAL

“Robin!? Are you ok?” The small Doctor bound up to her and Robin gave him her best smile.
“I’ll be fine. Just something bad to eat.” She quickly lied which in
turn seemed only to cause her splayed vagina to ooze still more of her
musky smelling wetness. Chopper nodded, “We need to have a closer look I
think.”

Remember, a reindeer is probing a girl’s vagina while it’s currently underneath a boy’s testicles. I thought that bore repeating,

Robin gasped as the instrument was opened further still and for a brief
moment Robin thought she was in danger of her vagina being split. One,
then two large rubber clad fingers penetrated her now. Immediately Robin
felt a distinct sensation of her insides being softly stroked, her
vaginal muscles being stretched and pushed the same way as her labia.

Okay. Ignoring the reindeer, the hermaphroditic nonsense, this is really just the story of a gynecological exam, seriously. Who is turned on by this, or would be if it was described as happening between some woman and a regular human doctor? Anyone? At all?

The feeling of his fingers in there, the captivating cute voice of his….
Then it happened. It was small, involuntary… she had been caught by
surprise herself – but it was an orgasm. Robin tried her best to keep
herself planted on the captain.

“Some muscle reaction there. Needs further examination.” Chopper simply stated.
“Can I go now?” Luffy asked a finger of his scratching the innards of his ear.
“You can’t feel anything from this?” Chopper asked.
“Not really.”

“I’m not really sure what to do.” Chopper thought for a moment before deciding to write down more of his notes.
“Perhaps stimulation of the anal glands?” she suggested. Chopper paused
before nodding silently.

Oh god. Oh god no. It’s like this video come to life!

Sweet zombie Jesus, please take me now!

There was a silent chuckle from the woman.
“Robin could you bring everything that is in draw B-2 please?”

Luffy gasped as he felt Chopper’s huge fingers play against his butthole.
“Not….not supposed to go…go in there.” he groaned.

THEY CALL HIM DOC-DOC-DOCTOR ASSPLAY

“So you can feel it?” Chopper asked, continuing to lubricate the anal passage.
“Too….too tight!” Luffy wailed, throwing himself against the mattress.
Hands sprouted from the bed and pulled him down against the mattress.
“Sorry Mr. Captain.” Robin gave a steady smile. “We need to check to see everything is fine.

Luffy had no choice and tried to relax himself as Chopper slowly drove some new device into his rectum.
It was slender, seemingly long…and felt like it had a coating of lube.
Chopper was careful of him and Luffy was grateful that the stretching of
the muscles stayed within tolerable limits. Despite his rubber body he
could still feel every inch of the device.

Once the device had been implemented into his bottom Luffy let out another wail.
“Owwwwwww! Hurts! Out! Out! Get it out!” he cried.
“Doctor-San penetrating Captain-san with his tool…” Robin paused to
chuckle.

See? It’s funny because the doctor is sticking things in his patient’s anus without his permission!

There was a glare from both the Doctor and the Captain and she
only chuckled again. Robin could already feel her womanhood throbbing in
anticipation of Chopper’s next move.

Chopper decided to adjust the probe in Luffy’s arse. All the better to allow a proper inspection of the muscles.

STOP PRETENDING THERE IS ANY MEDICAL RELEVANCE TO ANY OF THIS, YOU FUCKBALL

“Hmmmm… yes. I think that’s about it.” He said as he slowly moved the
probe back and forth, occasionally twisting it round as if looking for a
particular position or depth.

“Looks like Captain-san is enjoying himself.” Robin pointed out the erect state of the Captain’s penis.
“N-Not!” Luffy protested.
“Robin! Don’t be so rude! It’s common that such a thing would happen.”
Chopper told her and almost immediately regretted it as soon as he felt a
hand creeping up the bottom of his shorts.
“Does this mean if I teased Doctor-San the same way he’d enjoy it too?”
Robin asked, her voice only a whisper in the Reindeer’s ear.

Apparently, besides being the ship’s archaeologist, Robin is also the ship’s sexual predator. 

“No! No!” Chopper shrieked and turned his attention back to the sprouted
pussy. “You seem to be reacting normally here. It’s just here that
isn’t sensitive.” He stated. “Almost as if…” he looked at Robin who
gulped. “Robin?” he asked.

I’m sure many of you will not agree, and I’m probably just sensitive because I’m a One Piece fan, but the phrase “sprouted pussy” upsets me to no end. At least this story looks like it’s going to end soon.

Robin was ready for it. Chopper would announce what she had done and
then Luffy would laugh it off while Chopper himself would berate her for
worrying him so much.
“Would you be so kind to pass me that instrument?”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Robin obeyed and again felt the instrument pressing against her sex. It
was rounded, smooth, and warmer than Luffy’s anal probe. Chopper was
rough now and she gladly accepted the force with which this new tool was
forced into her gushing hole. Even without the lube he only needed to
work it back and forth twice before she was filled by this new thing –
firm, wide.

Robin hunched over again, hands pressed against her mouth to try and stifle the moans.

“You do seem to be responding to all this. Are you entirely sure you can’t feel anything?” Chopper asked. Luffy nodded.
“I feel the wet running over my body but that’s it.” Luffy told Chopper.
Chopper nodded, brushing a thumb against the clitoris. The effect was
immediate and Robin let out a high pitched squeal.

“Now lets see about these muscles.” He said. And with that he commenced a
series of long thrusts, drawing the instrument in and out of her
passage. It was frightening to be so at his mercy.

ALL OF THIS SHIT IS FRIGHTENING, GODDAMMIT

Soon it was evident that the doctor was satisfied with what he found
using the probe. Now he began to thrust into her pussy faster and
faster. Robin pushed herself against the device. Every few moments
Chopper would give her a worried look before continuing. It only took
another few minutes before Robin found herself in the throes of an
orgasm but this time longer, harder. Robin groaned over and over –
sounds of humiliation, relief, desire.

Also: sounds of shame, happiness, sadness, jealousy, hunger, mournfulness and belligerence.

This was enough. Definitely. There was no need to continue with this prank anymore.

YES. ENOUGH.

“Interesting.” Chopper only stated. Pausing his movement.
“Can I go now?” Luffy asked. Evidently bored of the whole examination. “I’m kinda hungry.”
“We should let the captain go. If only for now.” Robin stated,
struggling to catch her breath. She could easily wait until the Doctor
was out of sight before retracting her sprouted vagina.

“Hmmmmm. Not yet.” Chopper inspected her now pulsating clit. “I’m not
happy with things. It’s my job as Doctor to ensure the safety of this
crew.” He announced. “It’s definitely reacting to the touch. Yet Luffy
cannot feel it. If I can just understand why…” he trailed off, carefully
exposing her little bud from its hood.

Robin gasped again as the thick tool in her pussy began to buzz as the
doctor commenced a fresh round of thrusting. As long as something was
inside her Robin couldn’t retract the sprouted Vagina no matter how hard
she tried.

Ah, the vibrator, that indispensable doctor’s tool.

After a few moments, and with her climbing inexorably to yet another
orgasm, he slowed his thrusting. There was no relief for Robin, however.
Instead he increased the speed of buzzing. She felt her muscles grip
tighter around the implement as it was left buried in her hole. Now he
moved to the other probe still inside Luffy.

Luffy screamed as Chopper slowly began to work it in and out of his
rectum. He was slow at first but gradually began to work it faster and
deeper. Luffy had never, ever imagined a sensation like this. Before now
he’d known nothing other than a curious finger. His own. Pre-cum
dribbled down his erect penis as a rubbery hand moved down to satisfy
it.

This a redefinition of mutual masturbation that I hoped I’d never, ever have to learn about.
Chopper removed the device and too quickly a finger entered.

“Luffy.” Robin heard the Doctor speak to him. A voice merely a quiver.
“I….I’m sorry.” The Doctor hung his head. “I don’t know what it is.”

Perhaps your apology would sound more genuine if YOU TOOK YOUR FINGER OUT OF THE VAGINA

“A Mystery hole! I knew it!” Luffy grinned, continuing to stroke his erect penis. Chopper only stared.

“It doesn’t appear as if the appendage is part of you at all.” Chopper
told him. “You do not feel anything from touch. However the rest of you
are fine.” Chopper gulped. “In that case….do….do you mind if…um.” Gone
was Chopper’s confidence and was replaced by the timid Reindeer.

“Can….can I have sex with it?” Chopper eventually asked. Luffy just stared and then grinned.

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“You have a mysterious vagina under your cock. Do you mind if I fuck it?”

“Of course!” Luffy told him. Robin couldn’t believe what she was
hearing. Not only had Chopper done god knows how many experiments on the
two in the past hour but now Luffy was openly allowing the Doctor to
fuck him…no…her.

“Doctor-san! This is most unorthodox!” Robin protested.
“I thought girls like seeing guys have sex?” Luffy asked.

1) Not necessarily true at all.
2) This isn’t gay sex since one of the men has a vagina.
3) One of the men is a reindeer.

Robin bit her
lip; out of the corner of her eye she could see the bulge in Chopper’s
pants. She had gone with everything so far and Chopper never seemed to
open himself up to anyone else. Simply de-sprouting now and leaving
would be rude.

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Girls, if you’ve exposed your vaginas anywhere, is it rude to cover them back up without letting someone fuck them first. And now you know.

“You don’t have to watch if you dun wanna though.” Luffy
stated afterwards. “I’m only doing it because Chopper doesn’t have any
Reindeer to do it with.”

“I’d…I’d prefer to watch.” Robin stated, taking the Doctor’s swivel
chair from him and sitting herself down. She watched and gasped as
Chopper removed his pants to reveal the rising, blood-engorged length of
his penis. It rose from his crotch in a smooth, thick pink flesh-arc
and ended with a perfectly-shaped mushroom tip.
“S…sorry it’s not kinda big. I think it’s because I’m not really human.”
Robin could tell Chopper was blushing, even under that thick fur.

“I think any man would love to have something like that.” Robin only
stated. How the HELL was he going to get that thing inside of her? She
suppressed a gasp as she felt the tip press against her sex. Robin
gasped, her heart beating with anticipation of what was about to occur.
Chopper’s cockhead mashed against the lips of her sex but made no signs
of gaining entry.

“This isn’t working.” He complained. “Just too tight.” Suddenly hands
pulled Luffy’s legs apart. Chopper grabbed Luffy’s legs tight and pushed
his hips in a powerful grind, keeping the head of his cock pressed
firmly against the opening of her pussy.

Robin screamed, pain shooting through her body. The woman had rested
back against the chair, legs spread wide. Drool was dribbling down her
chin as the woman felt every movement as Chopper’s mammoth cockhead
popped into her. The pink flesh of the woman’s pussy lips were taut and
slick – completely stretched. It looked as if it might tear open at any
moment.

“STOP!! PLEASE STOP!” Robin screamed and for a moment Chopper did.
“See! Robin likes seeing two guys!” Luffy exclaimed, oblivious to everything, his hands still furiously jacking himself off.

Also ladies, when you scream “Stop!” boys understand that you mean “Please continue.” And now you know… that you should never leave your house.

Chopper pushed inward steadily, and a couple inches of his cock slid further in, stretching Robin even further.

“I…I think it’s too tight!” Chopper grunted, sweat ran down his body.
His dick continuing to surge into Robin like a tunnelling worm, five
inches disappeared into a steady, impossibly tight movement. Robin felt
she was going to faint, her eyes rolling back into her head, her tongue
falling out of her mouth to lay on her cheek. Her arms and legs twitched
in nervous spasms.

Well, best to just shove that cock in anyways! What’s a little vaginal scarring between friends?

Chopper groaned and huffed as his huge cock pushed powerfully into
Robin, vibrating her stretched pussy lips with the speed of further
insertion. Robin could feel every inch throbbing inside her.

“Roooobbiiiiiiiin?” Luffy wailed. “Can….do you wanna join in too?” he
asked. Robin looked over to the captain who was still tugging at his
erect penis. Of course. It was the captain’s fault that this was
happening and he himself wasn’t going to get anything from it.

I’m pretty sure the fault lies at the feet on the one WHO PUT HER VAGINA ON A BOY’S TAINT

Luffy groaned a hand sprouted from his chest and turned itself towards
him. He could see her lips and tongue sprouted on the palm.

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Yeah, there’s an erotic image that will haunt my nightmares forever more.

The hand reached out and guided the cock into the lips, sucking it down
to a hilt with a smooth bob of her head. Robin moaned as she licked up
and down the captain’s shaft. She slurped hungrily as his balls, tugging
them with the suction of her mouth and Luffy threw his head back in
ecstasy.

“Tasty.” Robin gasped before returning to the penis. Robin could even
see the bulge in her midsection as Chopper’s cockhead slammed against
her. She had never thought it possible. Luffy’s cock on the other hand
continued to throb inside her mouth. Chopper had begun to fuck in
earnest now. Pulling back his member with each stroke and then ram it
back into her with enough force to make Robin’s belly area bulge upward.
Sweat poured down his chest, spraying into the air occasionally.

Robin herself was really struggling now. She found herself slipping in
and out of consciousness, shuddering with orgasms, the pain had
practically gone now and Robin felt herself enjoying every moment. Her
tongue licked against Luffy’s cockhead as the Captain groaned. Chopper
doing the same as he continued his pace.

Suddenly there was a growl. Chopper had finally reached the end of his
rope after what seemed like eons of pounding. The huge Doctor drove
himself in, balls-deep, and then howled like an Animal as he flooded
Robin’s womb with every ounce of stored up sperm in his ball sack.

GODDAMMIT. I swear to god I’m going to start a sex education school just for erotic fan fiction writers, just they can learn that the womb plays no part in sexual intercourse.
Luffy too had reached his orgasm and Robin sucked, feeling his hot white cum splash against the back of her throat.

“I….I feel so much better now.” Chopper gasped, pulling out of Luffy.
Robin sighed; both the vagina and the hands disappeared as soon as
possible. “Thanks Luffy!” Chopper smiled.

Luffy grinned.
“I didn’t really feel anything so it’s fine.” Luffy panted, still happy
from Robin’s attention. “Thank you too Robin!” he turned to the woman.
“No….no problem.” Robin gasped.

All of a sudden Chopper looked down, the Vagina disappeared. He looked
at the cum dribbling onto his swivel chair from her pussy. His eyes
widened and he pointed at the woman.
“IT WAS YOU!” he shrieked before breaking into a run, circling the woman
and the swivel chair. “I wasn’t too rough was I? Sorry Robin! Sorry!
Sorry!” he wailed.
“It’s fine.” Robin let out a weak chuckle. “I’ll get better.”

“In several months, once my shattered mons pubis heals.”

Luffy just laughed.
“So it was Robin who was hungry? And now she’s full right?” Luffy asked. Chopper just continued to apologise for his deeds.
“I’m fine.” She chuckled. “It was a lot of fun. Thanks for the ride.”
She winked before re-arranging herself and leaving the two.

“Robin really seemed to be happy after all that.” Luffy stated.
“It was a bit of a nasty trick. But I feel so much better now.” Chopper added.
“We need to think of a trick to do on her.” Luffy struggled to think of an idea. Chopper nodded in agreement.

“It’ll have to be something REALLY REALLY good though!”

“I know! Let’s rape the living bejeezus out of her! Won’t that be a good trick?!” Alas, we’ll never know, because here the story ends. Yet if you’re interested in more One Piece fan fic, feel free to check out the other works of this same author, Cyber-Robin, who has written 54 OTHER EROTIC ONE PIECE STORIES, and almost all of them involves Robin and Chopper fucking. And yes, I had to read many of them before I figured out which one to run today (you should get on your knees I don’t post the one where Robin takes a shit in the woods, and Chopper catches, and then helps her in more ways than one. You thought the gynecological exam was thoroughly described…). And yes, I hate you all.