I’m Going to Beat ThinkGeek to Death with a Bone



ThinkGeek has created the 2001: A Space Odyssey Monolith action figure. Or, they would like to pretend they did; it’s just one of their exceptionally cruel April Fool’s jokes, made all the more bastardly by the fact it’s fucking October 21st. If it had been real, I was going to make a joke about how “the idea to use bones as weapons against your enemies is not included.” But oddly, by pretending to make yet another awesome toy and getting my hopes up, it, much like the real monolith in 2001, has also inspired me to use weapons to beat my enemies to death — specificall. Watch your back, motherfuckers. When you hear “Oop eek aah aaah,” it’s already too late. (Via Gizmodo)